This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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