doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You pole danced in your parka.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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