She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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