one might say we're banned from that church
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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