I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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