My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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