Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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