It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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