It's Friday. Sex?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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