Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
try to milk me bitch
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