Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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