ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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