$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
