Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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