hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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