after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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