There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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