Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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