I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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