Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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