called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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