yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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