Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Randomize