the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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