Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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