If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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