Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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