OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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