haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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