Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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