quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Randomize
