Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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