hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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