My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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