I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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