I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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