i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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