Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
