How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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