Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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