He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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