Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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