Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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