I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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