Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The power of my boobs compel you
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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