Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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