why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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