I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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