D3 body, D1 cock
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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