You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
