I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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