The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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