I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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