I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize