Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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